Isis to ban bird porn!

 

Isis to ban bird porn!

 

I’m Will Roberts, and this is the Daily scream.

 

Now a while back ago during the 2008 presidential elections I was covering a political event in Denver, and at this huge gathering they had every type of protestor to man & beast. Really, there was a group that wanted to ban Bird porn.  Now I know what your thinking. Your thinking about that joke “Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken” or maybe not, But bird porn is people watching birds. They look to see the beauty in the bird, you know like the Audubon society,   come on we’ve all done it. Well, it seems this group thinks your being vulgar.  I always thought this was odd, but who wouldn’t? Then I heard a report that Isis, Isel,  whatever, wants to ban folks from breeding pigeons.  Apparently they say it’s offensive to have these birds fly overhead with their bird junk exposed.  IF you are caught you could be publicly flogged .. or put to death. Obviously Isis, isles, whatever is spending a lot of time looking up at the sky with binoculars.  I wonder why … (Incoming ) and they’re catching a glimpse of birds privates. So the question is who’s being violated?
If I were Isis, I would focus on getting rid of that other popular bird in their area… The DRONE!

 

Will
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Source:  Sportsmans Lifestyle

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